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Aristide Twain

Writer & Editor


BLOGS

Alternate Ending
A multi-reviewer cinema-focused website, which, in its present incarnation, encompasses the archive of the blog I originally found, Tim Brayton's Antagony & Ecstasy. The reviews' topic range from the vintage to the current, and from the obscure to the tentpoles. I don't always agree with Brayton or his fellow reviewers' judgement on specific pictues, but the frequency, quality, and verve of the posts definitely make this one a site to watch. Also branches out into podcasts, for people who like that sort of thing.

Duck Comics Revue
Tongue-in-cheek, yet insightful reviews of and meditations on Disney comics of various vintages. GeoX is also responsible for The Only Opera Blog and Inchoatia. See also its largely-defunct appendix Duck Cartoons Revue.

Eruditorum Press
Another multi-person blog, deriving its name from what remains its most notorious project — Elizabeth Sandifer's TARDIS Eruditorum, which is, in my Who circles, not so much a particular critical project as an institution. Betruth, I often find Sandifer's world-weary pessimism draining and her teleological approach to Who at once reductive and overly grandiose; but there is no denying the sharpness of her wit, the unfailing readability of her prose, the sheer achievement the body of work represents, or the positive influence it sent resonating through certain wavelengths of the Internet. Had I not found her blog at a propicious time, I myself might not be here.

GIGA WHO
Occasional but extremely detailed and thoughtful dissections of various Doctor Who TV stories. I disagree with a few of its more audacious interpretations, but even when I feel the author overplays his hand, a quite simply awe-inspiring work of media criticism.

Facts I Just Made Up
One of the Internet's best-known long-runners of absurdist humour, Ari Bach's collection of deadpanly-delivered factoids at stark angles from reality never fails to bring a chuckle. It is too oft ignored that Bach is also a visual artist of some talent and a low-budget filmmaker.

Inchoatia
Non-comics blog of GeoX, the webmaster of Duck Comics Revue and The Only Opera Blog. A mix of off-the-cuff musings on current affairs, and book reviews, with a focus in the latter case on various stripes of experimental literature.

The Insidious Bogleech
All-purpose website of Jonathan "Bogleech" Wojcik, writer, cartoonist, and creepy-crawly-creature connoisseur par excellence. Hosts fiction (including his flagship hybrid-format webcomic Awful Hospital), media reviews, and pop-biology essays on underdiscussed members of the animal kingdom, among other things.

Long-Forgotten
Perhaps the nichest blog on this list, but a fascinating and inspiringly well-researched body of work, HGB2/Dan Olson's Long-Forgotten forms a meticulous history of Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, considered as a highly complex and intertextual work of pop art — spanning inquiries both into its inspirations and narrative logic, and into the physical history of the exhibit. No candelabra is too minute to evade the author's sagacious sleuthwork, but a light, articulate tone, combined with an approach that is neither sneering nor hagiographical, ensures the blog is very, very entertaining to read, even if you've never set foot in the damn ride — as, indeed, I haven't.

Joe Torcivia's The Issue At Hand
Frequent, short posts by my old friend Joe Torcivia — Disney comics translator-localiser, sci-fi and horror afficionado, and veteran fan in general — on, in his own words, “the Universe of Things that Interest [him]… comics, DVDs, animation, classic TV, and occasionally more”.

The Only Opera Blog
GeoX of Duck Comics Revue and Inchoatia fame's opera review blog, as the title implies. Through around 500 (!!!) snappy reviews, tracks one man's journey from curious amateur to delightfully un-snobbish connoisseur; worth a read even if you don't watch the plays, but good for recommendations and counter-recommendations if you do.

Andrew Rilstone's “Not A Scholar”
Impishly deriving its current name from an epithet applied to the author by an academic who cited an essay from the blog in a paper on Tolkien, Andrew Rilstone's primary blog hosts essays of startling length, thoughtfulness and sheer readability, on topics ranging from British politics to (pre-2005) Doctor Who to the life of C. S. Lewis; also creditable to him is the Internet's only good essay on whether Balrogs have wings. Though a few of his opinions might be called curmudgeonly if expressed more coarsely, his intellectual generosity and skill at self-reflection more than counteract such tendencies. Rilstone additionally maintains an “arts diary” reviewing theatrical performances, a British folk-music "gig review" blog and a movie review blog.

Lawrence Burton's “Pamphlets of Destiny”
If Rilstone is the blogger who might have been a curmudgeon, Burton is his shadow within my reading list — a pop-culture-lambasting ex-Whovian who never spares a barb for the modern world and all who dwell within it. Yet there is not an ounce of snobbery in all that bitterness, and I am inclined to forgive a lot of a man who writes books like Against Nature and Golden Age. In Pamphlets, moreover, he puts his money where his mouth is, delivering admirably frequent book reviews direct from his fast-moving reading pile, in which he demonstrates that he can, in fact, enjoy things, sometimes. Whether delivering a merciless skewering, a backhanded compliment or a genuine, heartfelt endorsement, he is never anything less than compelling.

WIKIS

explain xkcd
No one does it like these guys. Randall Monroe's household name of a gag-strip webcomic, xkcd, has accrued a community quite unlike the typical “fandom”, and nowhere is this more apparent than in explain xkcd, their infinitely-updated annotated guide to every allusion, hidden joke, and possible far-fetched interpretation of each and everyone of the comic's over three thousand individual strips.

L-Space
The Internet's prime Wiki concerning Discworld and the works of Terry Pratchett. Pleasingly old-school and no-fuss in its design and its authorial voice — a wittly-written meat-and-potatoes resource. Sometimes, that's all you need.

Public Domain Super Heroes
A sometimes sloppily-formatted, but indubitably useful repository of public-domain fictional characters — not as exclusively focused on spandex-clad muscle-men as the title would have you believe. An invaluable resource for webfiction writers inclined to reimagine obscure characters and concepts, like myself, Ryan Fogarty or Callum Phillpott.

Tardis Wiki
A magnificently complete encyclopaedia pertaining not only to Doctor Who but to its endless, fractal descendance of loosely-connected spin-offs from Faction Paradox to the Cheshire House.
I myself am a volunteer admin there under the puckish moniker of User:Scrooge MacDuck, and I pride myself that I played a key role in allowing the site to migrate away from the increasingly dysfunctional “Fandom” hosting platform and into its present, ad-free, community-driven state as part of the Wiki Federation.

TVtropes
Another one of those “institutions” of the Internet age, the misleadingly-titled TVtropes — whose purview actually extends to all types of fiction, yes, all of them — has become the subject of considerable controversy and ridicule, and not unfairly so. As a paradigm for analysing works of art, it is, let us say, limited. However, as a wise man once said, considered as “some sort of demented catalogue of all fiction ever, wherein which you can just boot up a list of every story that ever had a monkey in it if the whim takes you”, it's absolutely terrific.

WEBFICTION

Arcbeatle Press
The official website of Arcbeatle Press, the American publisher in whose welcoming arms so much of my work has found a home of late, does not simply hold a catalogue of their available books, but also frequently serialises free stories from the worlds of their WARSONG, 10,000 Dawns or Lady Aesculapius ranges, and more. Always worth a look, and I might pop up there myself every now and agan…

The Cheshire House
The Cheshire House grew of its own accord out of characters and settings introduced in my own Book of the Snowstorm by the dream-team of Elodie Christian, Ostara Gale, Theta Mandel, Plum Pudding, Thien Valdram, Molly Warton, and so on. Updating every two months with at least two new completely free stories — edited to a professional standard under my supervision — the website hosts four very different series set in the same broader science-fiction universe, as well as a smattering of standalone tales.
These series include Ostara's The Castaways of Ishiok, chronicling the interstellar travels of dimensional scavenger, gentleman-adventurer and part-time gargoyle Abraytha Janus Colefia; Elodie's The Interstellar Sleuth, which deals with the missions and investigations of the immortal space-time detective known only as Lotto; Theta's Zadellin, which follows the travails and tribulations of a trio of runaway alien spies; and Plum's brilliantly original Disparate Minds, focusing on the unwilling denizens of a backwater American town which no one can leave, and which is not so much haunted as a haunting unto itself.

The Crew of the Copper-Colored Cupids
Told in various media from comic strips to prose stories, and updating at least once a month, the Cupids series is my and L. Alves, alias Lupan Evezan, 's long-running shared project. Decades ago, a well-intentioned scientist with a few screws loose created a self-sustaining polity of Clockwork Cherubs with human-like personality and an unceasing drive to spread universal, platonic love throughout the Multiverse by hook or by crook. These are their stories.
…And quite a lot of other people's, too.
(See also Lupan's adjacent library of standalone Jenny Everywhere stories.)

Ficly
A sadly-static collection of short original fiction pieces from what was once a thriving little community of indie writer, all released under an open-source license; some standalone or based on mutual prompts, others forming interconnected labyrinths of dizzying complexity. There's nothing quite like getting lost in its archives, and it was my very great honour to compile what was perhaps its most developed group project into an unofficial ebook.

Jenny Over-There: The Nine-Two-Five Universe
From the peerless mind of Callum “Mop” Phillpott, and occasionally enlivened with scribbles from yours truly, the Jenny Over-There series is an absurdist science-fiction sitcom tangential to the public domain Jenny Everywhere mythos, taking the form of a run of short stories in the 10,000 words range. After a freak accident at a SatNav factory, world-weary Welshwoman Jenny Over-There gains the preternatural ability to visualise the coordinates of any object or person in the Multiverse; in short order, this unusual talent lands her a job at the Multidimensional Finders Service, a call centre run with singular incompetence by an ancient being calling himself the Man in Grey. A number of comedically-portrayed public-domain characters come into it. Very funny, quite unique, and often genuinely sweet.

Realms of Ink
The personal fiction-hosting website of friend and collaborator Xavier Llewellyn, hosting short stories and poems — many of them, but by no means all, rooted in the Jenny Everywhere mythos.

Jenny Everywhere: Stories by Scott Sanford
A well-organised collection of short stories from the Jenny Everywhere mythos by veteran Jenny writer Scott Sanford, mostly featuring on the domestic and social life of his particular version of Jenny — whose weirdness seems matched by her entire circle of acquaintances, from preteen mad scientist Eric “Professor Awesome” Whitaker to her level-minded roommate who is definitely not a vampire, promise. Witty and charming, and without prerequisites, though perhaps enhanced by some grounding in general geek culture (the 1960s-Britain-centric Jenny Cornelius entries in particular).

The Wandering Inn
A single, serialised fantasy webnovel of unprecedented proportions — incremented in several updates a week, for which the author considers a wordcount of 10,000 to be on the smaller size. Given that kind of sheer productivity, it beggars belief that it's also genuinely great, a sweeping tale that is as comfortable at the scale of a world-spanning epic as when it homes in on the personal lives of any one of its myriad of revolving point-of-view characters. The prose favours functionality over embellishment but is easy to devour, working precisely as well as it needs to. Perhaps the ultimate testament to the book's quality is that it got me hooked one of these fantasy worlds which diegetically work on role-playing-game principles, with "classes" and "skills" and "levels" actual mechanics of the world, even though I've never played a table-top role-playing-game in my life (and have little desire to do so). Make sure to begin here… and that you have a lifetime or two in which to catch up.

WEBCOMICS

Awful Hospital
Jonathan “Bogleech” Wojcik's star project, a long-running webfiction experience which is reliant enough on artwork to be best classified as a “webcomic” but has little in common with a classical panel-grid-employing comic book, freely incorporating hyperlinks, video-game-inspired formatting, and a hundred other peculiarities. (Some compare it to Homestuck, but I haven't read it and, to the Web's ongoing astonishment, neithe rhas Wojcik.) Not for the easily repulsed, Hospital's tale of a young mother's journey across a dysfunctional interdimensional hospital to recover her infant son goes out to lovers of the strange and the uncomfortably biological, but it's also very, very funny and dizzyingly creative.

The Glass Scientists
An umpteenth retelling of the Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde shouldn't possibly work as well as this does, particularly in a somewhat boilerplate fantasy-Victorian setting, with even the twist of explicitly casting Jekyll as a repressed gay man sounding fairly generic. And yet! And yet! Gorgeous artwork, compellingly complex side-characters, and a great command of pacing combine to make feel The Glass Scientists surprisingly fresh, and well worth a read.

Honeybee
In a setting which feels slightly more like genuine Mediaeval Europe than the average Tolkien-descended fantasy, a sheltered village girl falls for a shape-shifting druidess. A simple, slow-burn sapphic romance with no twists or frills, but deeply confident in the material, and able to sustain interest with a pleasant depiction of the unfolding relationship combined with hints of well-thought-out worldbuilding and a quite lovely art-style. From the same author comes Softymetal, a somewhat more dramatic look at the life of an engineer and her android life-partner in a world where very-much-sentient robots are yet viewed as property; perhaps my favourite of the two, but sadly abandoned without a true resolution, for which reason I must add certain caveats to the recommendation.

The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob
Having started in print as a student comic in 1993, Bob is a rare case of a webcomic now entering its fourth decade and still running. It's also a delight, a Franco-Belgian-tale of an unwilling everyman-hero, his growing family, and the endless collection of extraterrestrial beings who in defiance of probability keep crashing onto the roof of his house specifically. As one looks back over the archive, the artwork takes a while to settle, but the script never puts a foot wrong.

Jolley Comics
The comics of Sarah Jolley, alias “Modmad”. The star attraction is the long-running, dreamlike allegory The Property of Hate, which begins one quiet night when a dapper gentleman with a television for a head appears in a child's bedroom, demanding to know if they'd like to be a Hero… But I am also terribly fond of Jolley's unlicensed Duck Doodle Comics, as dear to my heart as any officially-licensed media in Carl Barks's Duck-verse, and there's more besides — even some delightful bits of prose.

Kidd Commander
Aria Bell's sprawling, yet intensely personal adventure comic follows the odyssey of Phineas Kidd, who carries the fragments of a star-god within her, as she journeys in a flying ship across a fantasy land which is best thought of as the American West a century hence from surviving about three different apocalypses. Often dark but ultimately optimistic, the comic carries a clear sense of passion and drive, and displays finely-honed thematic instincts in addition to obvious proficiency with surface-level writing and artwork. One of a few projects I directly support, helping to keep the perpetually-precarious author afloat, and perhaps you should too.

Lackadaisy
A Prohibition-era tale with noir shadings. Starring anthropomorphic cats. The cats are what everyone knows about — and it really is a lot of people, particularly since the series branched out into a rather impressive animated pilot — but Lackadaisy is at heart a perfectly down-to-earth yarn of bootleggers and secret thrills in 1920s St Louis, whose all-too-human characters just so happen to be drawn as cats. A very good yarn it is too, and some extremely effective artwork. Lackadaisy updates slowly, but its lush, dynamic pages are worth the wait.

The Last Aviatrix
A gorgeous black-and-white epic, The Last Aviatrix concerns a post-apocalyptic world in the vein of Miyazaki's Nausicaä, if perhaps on the drier side; and, within it, the taciturn, world-weary woman who owns and flies the last functioning aeroplane. Atomic wizards also come into it, with our heroine soon being forced to escort a young child who displays similar abilities. Not revolutionary in principle, but as solid an example of its genre as there ever was.

The Last Human (in a Crowded Galaxy)
This surprisingly hard-sci-fi, yet cheerfully imagnative comic, now concluded, follows the unlikely pair of a spider-like alien from one of the Galaxy's most feared species, and the human toddler whom she has chosen to adopt as her daughter and defend unto death… in a world where the long-extinct Earthlings are regarded as something like interstellar bogeymen. The same universe and characters, about ten years on from this adventure, are explored at greater length and with a somewhat darker tone in Zack Jordan's excellent sequel novel, titled simply The Last Human, whose own follow-up is currently in production.

Spacetrawler
I regard Christpher Baldwin's long-running science-fiction saga, spanning multiple sets of protagonists and storylines, as the 21st century's answer to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy — not an ersatz or imitation but a genuine successor, breaking new ground from familiar starting points; combining nihilistic humour and campy spaciness with a deep well of humanism and a genuine interest in the psychology of its much-mistreated characters, Spacetrawler is that rare Hitchhiker's successor which feels like it extends from the later Adams novel, and not the cultural footprint of the original picaresque gag-a-minute radio series. With these already considerable qualities it combines deceptively compelling worldbuilding and an awe-inspiringly steady update schedule encompassing multiple pages a week, and a neat, ligne-claire-esque art-style whose command of perspective and blocking is without equal.

Val & Isaac
If Spacetrawler is the Hitchhiker's that grew up, Val & Isaac is its eccentric sibling who embraced the bohemian comedian lifestyle — a delightful romp through a genre-mashup Galaxy of aliens and wizards, one gag strip at a time. Even so, it takes the time to build up a tone and aesthetic all its own, and the central characters of self-serious Commander Val, laid-back wizard Isaac, geeky cyborg fish-girl Minnow, and shapeshifting bounty hunter Space Dread all gain genuine layers as years pass, also accruing a broader supporting cast.

When She Was Bad
Another long-runner, When She Was Bad's tale of a small-time modern-day career criminal who is accidentally gifted the magical powers meant for some sort of Chosen One goes back to 2008, and has updated steadily ever since. Less of a superhero deconstruction than a crime drama with a couple of wizards, the comic makes a surprisingly gripping read, with a titular character who threads the needle of genuine moral ambiguity without tipping over into outright brooding antiheroism or into facile reveling in the unfettered cruelty of a hero-by-fiat devoid of redeeming qualities. As with Bob, the haphazard artwork of the early volumes belies a script whose focus and command of tone were razor-sharp from Day One.

Yellow Brick Ramble
As with The Glass Scientists — Heaven knows Daisy McGuire is not the first person to write a riff on L. Frank Baum's Land of Oz books, nor even the first to take Baum's naive depiction of Princess Ozma's magical sex-change and twist it just so into a modern transgender narrative. Aye, but McGuire is perhaps the first to do so while being one of the best cartoonists working, bringing to the task the talents she honed so finely on the Asterixesque Ancient Greek saga of Gastrophobia (also well worth a read, though now on hold). Yellow Brick Ramble is effortlessly fun and charming, wholesome without being twee — a retelling in the author's characteristic voice, but not a deconstruction that disdains its source material.